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There once was a big fat crow.
One day he smelled his toe.
He said it smelled horrible
and started to chortle
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There once was
a fish and a pig
bothered
by a fly named craig
who had a terrible lice,
so they had to think twice
about swinging their swatter at Craig.
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There
was an
unfortunate snail,
who tried to grab hold of a nail,
but a storm came on,
and he had to move on,
and that was the end of that snail. |
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There once was
a man on a lock.
He caused everyone quite a shock.
Four men with a key
named mo, bob, tock and lee,
caused that weird lock man
to rock. |
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There once was a spiny eye
so sad that it started to cry.
It was nothing at all
but a big shiny ball,
that poor little spiny
eye. |
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There once was
a mouse in a skate
he tried to ride on, which I hate --
His eyes went dim
when I tried to chase him,
and I never again saw my skate. |
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There once was a
caveman named Zagon,
Who
was always fighting a dragon,
but
he never succeeded,
and
fought how he needed,
and this
brought a sad life to Zagon.
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There once was a man named Kong,
And he stayed in the fun house too long.
He
stared in the mirrors
and
annoyed all the leerers.
Now his face is all messed up and wrong.
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There
once was a strange anteater
who
stayed too long in the heater.
When
he was a liar,
he
would catch on fire.
that
made him a truthful anteater.
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